Just like the rumors say, no guards at all.
Typical of the Republic of China.
I don't know this old man, but looks like he is important.
Instead of admiring him, better come and take a look.
These are ancient treasures of China.
Each piece is very expensive.
This... This is the one!
It's beautiful.
It costs 600 million.
This is the king of Shin dynasty's most favorite mahjong set.
I can finally marry Fujiko.
What... did you just say?
Fujiko promised to marry me if I manage to steal this.
It's just another of her lies.
Lupan will be hurt again.
Fujiko! I've managed to get it.
See? This is what you wanted.
Thank you very much.
So you will... Mar... Mar... Marry...
Thank you! Bye!
Wait a minute!
Safe!
Who is it?
Bastard, who are you?
My name is Chan Tin.
Operation Great Wall of China Invader
Chan Tin? I think I've heard it before.
Yes, I've seen him on the papers.
Chan Tin was China's scientific research minister.
Last year he was dismissed due to gambling affairs.
All these treasures belong to me.
Give me the Mystery Mahjong.
Do you want it so much?
Take it!
Grenades!
Run while you can!
It's just a fire cracker.
Lupan, come here quick!
I found a bicycle.
Lupan, don't move so much!
Lupan, I'll get you later.
Wait! Bastard!
Jigen, speed up!
I'm going as fast as I can.
That's the bicycle crowd Beijing is famous for.
Just be careful.
Be careful, you jerk!
I'm carying an expensive object.
-She means "get in". -Alright
OK, let's go!
Goodbye!
Take this.
-Wait a minute, what are you doing? -Some kind of Chinese medicine?
Mr. Lupan, right?
I am your fan, that's why I saved you.
So, you can speak Japanese?
I can't.
But after I drank the immediate learning potion, I can.
Huh?
Learning potion?
Yes. This is a secret medicine existing from 3000 years ago.
Pour it on a book and drink and you will instantly remember the contents.
Oh no, this is Kansai dialect dictionary.
This medicine is unbelievable.
China is an ancient country, and what's weird elsewhere is not weird at all here.
Japan students will surely want to buy it.
If you like, I'll give it to you.
Are you sure? It must be expensive.
It's OK, consider it a present.
But I must warn you, don't use it for selfish reasons.
Well, goodbye!
Goodbye!
So, this 3000-years old Chinese medicine?
It all turns out perfectly.
Fujiko, where will be our honeymoon?
What are you talking about?
Don't pretend! You promised me.
I don't remember such promise.
Don't be like that, Fujiko!
You said if I steal the mahjong tiles...
You heard wrong. I said if you beat me in mahjong game.
Huh?
I was expecting this.
Right, let's go for it.
It's your turn.
You'll see, I'm gonna win!
Here!
I've finished.
Dai-san Yaku.
Too bad, Lupan.
How could this happen!?
I was ready to propose today. Why do you always play with my feelings?
Because you lack something very important.
What is it?
Intelligence and upbringing.
Intelligence and upbringing?
If you don't agree, try reading this book.
Don't look down on me. One or two books...
Let's see... bean... rigdi...
It's "Being righteous doesn't make you wise".
This is philosophy book.
It contains the saying of the great thinker Confucius.
So, this is intelligence and upbringing.
Oh yes, I got a great idea.
Look, my intelligence soup is almost ready.
Lupan, will you really drink it?
Did you forget what the girl said?
You must not use it out of selfishness.
It's all right.
Fujiko, I'll receive intelligence and upbringing.
The taste of intelligence and upbringing.
Fujiko, how is it?
Did I change?
Not at all.
Just wait, I will change soon......
Today I'll become intelligent...
Lupan!!!
What is it?
Hang on!
Lupan!!!
Lupan! Lupan!
I warned him not to rush.
This is the best medicine for him.
Hey! Lupan! It's money! It's money! money!
Money? Money?
It's money! Money, money!
Lupan!This is the money you love.
Don't wanna! Money is dirty!
What does it means?
Lupan, please! Get a hold of yourself!
Do you have a fever?
I hate women. Hate them!
Is he really Lupan? I can't believe it.
Hey!What is happening?
Money and women are Lupan's life, but he hates them now.
I think Lupan became a sage.
Sage?
Yes, Confucius was a sage who hates money and women.
He must be transformed by the medicine.
That's pretty correct.
Do you understand now?
I knew that Lupan is a person who will do exactly what others tell him not to.
You are...
Listen to me, you bunch of fools!
I've found this learning potion at the tomb of a king.
The few thousand years old body has not rot.
It was very strange.
I made experiments with it by the time of the Cultural Revolution.
Normally it takes a lot of time to study the words of Mao.
But using the medicine with his books and pouring it in the largest rivers...
Well, you know the results.
But recently the medicine effect seems to have lessened.
But why did you give it to Lupan?
You'll understand soon. Just watch him.
Lupan, why are you doing this?
Lupan!
Lupan, did you really...?
Confucius says: a male and a female over 7 years old should not live together.
Wretched woman, get out of here! Shoo! Shoo!
This is a problem.
He's totally wacko.
Shut up!
Don't trust women and negligent men!
By the way, who are you, with this beard?
What are you talking? I'm your friend.
Friend?
What a downfall! I have a thief for a friend.
Good people will make you good.
bad people will make you bad.
Friendship means happiness.
but I cannot befriend a thief.
Goodbye.
Wait!
Wait a minute. Where are you going?
I shall return this treasure to the people, for this is the righteous way.
Don't joke! It was so hard to steal it!
Say no more!
Darn...
Lupan...Don't take it for yourself...
Did he really become a sage?
-Let's find out. -Roger
Bastard! What are you doing?
You...
May I know your name?
It's OK. He has been brainwashed.
Greetings, noble sage! I am a representative of the people.
Representative? Great, you should take care of this treasure.
Eh? This...? I can't believe!
Success...
How did that happen?
Sage, there is nothing inside?
Is that so?
Where are the tiles?
I forgot them.
Forgot?!
A sage does not bother for such trivial matters.
Respectful people of China, ni-hao!ni-hao!
These four guys are famous baddies.
May I know if anyone has seen them?
I know them. I know them.
What? You've seen them?
Auntie, where did you see them?
What? They walk towards the great wall?
Are the bad people still sleeping?
Yes, they do.
I see. Confucius says: the worse a person is, the more he likes to sleep.
Sage, have you remembered the place where the tiles are?
I haven't remembered it yet. Maybe because I'm hungry.
If I treat you a meal, will you remember?
Yes, maybe after lunch I will remember.
When a man has no worries about clothes and food, he can concentrate on his mind.
What is this noise?
Lupan, wait! Lupan!
Some kind of a weird man is following us.
Just use this to take care of him.
Wait, you don't need violence.
It won't kill him, it will just change him.
Change him?
This is my invention.
When you shoot someone with this learning potion gun,
he will do as the book says.
This seems interesting.
That man is rude, so I'll let him read a some Japanese poetry.
I see.
He could have a chance to become a poet.
Lupan, you will not get away.
Stop the car!
Lupan, you criminal, surrenders!
It's bitter.
Confucius says: good medicine tastes bitter.
What do you meown?
A tom-cat I be.
"Meow" you call me.
Sage, this is my house.
Sage, please, come in.
What are those shiny things?
That is result of the rise of the living standards.
I am not interested in these things. When can we eat?
You fool! You forgot to shut the door properly.
Sorry.
This is the famous "bear paw" dish?
Nice and tasty. Tasty!
Sage, about the mahjong tiles...?
I need more time.
Excuse me, is the peacock soup ready?
Since when sages are such gluttons?
All right.Just count on me.
Is everybody all right?
Where are we?
I thought it was Lupan and I was careless.
Someone is coming.
Sage, please come in.
You really have some good food here.
Lupan!
What? It's those bad people again?
Sage, do you remember this woman?
She is good at deceiving men.
Sage, if you do not tell me where the tiles are,
I will make this woman mine.
Do as you wish.
I am not interested in women at all.
Are you sure?
Lupan!!!
Lupan, are you mad?
Are you a man?
Don't you love Fujiko?
Lupan, save me!
Confucius says: a man should not fall under a wall of threats.
The world is ending.
Lupan, I judged you wrong.
It means the end of our friendship.
You dare to speak like that to a sage?
I have no choice. I have to beat you up.
Yes, do as you please.
Of course.
Confucius says: a man's heart can change quickly.
Lupan...
Didn't you become a sage?
Stop joking!
I don't care a bit about intelligence and upbringing.
At that time, to prevent the threat,
I used my grandpa's books together with the other.
But why did you pretend to be a sage?
Come and take a look.
How is it?
Incredible!
I was aiming these from the start.
Chan Tin's loot, right?
Get them to the car. I'll take care of the other guys.
And to add a little spicy touch...
Sorry for the delay. Let's go.
The whole car is filled with valuables.
Let get away quickly.
This car cannot move.
Damn it!
Sage, what are you doing?
No... Confucius says... Confucius says...
What would he say now...?
Drop the pity act!
Lupan, this time I'll make you tell me, where are the tiles.
All right, all right.
Why are you so angry?
The tiles...
...are right here.
But that box was empty.
But see now...
I see, there are two layers.
Actually there are three layers.
My eyes... My eyes...
You'll pay for this.
Lupan, something is catching up.
Are you scared, Lupan?
This is China's newest secret weapon.
Let's do it!
Lupan, incoming!
That Chan fellow is using dangerous toys.
The Great Wall is very long.
You can't escape me.
Lupan, step on it, he's catching up.
A little bit more...
Lupan, faster!
Do you think you can outrun me?
Success!
Nice move, Goemon!
What happened to Chan?
It's a baby book.
Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!
Now little Chan, be a good boy.
You must grow up to be a kind citizen.
I did great, right, Jigen?
I totally forgot about Pops.
Let's leave him like this.
No. Confucius says: a person must have a determine mind.
Jigen, I'm counting on you.
Is this the book?
Meow, drink this soup.
Lupan, you're under arrest.
Pops is back.
How dare you play with me like that? Stop the car!
The "36 thievery hints" guidebook says: Run!
Lupan, I'll remember this!
Bye.
Look at the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
It's Superman! Yes, It's Superman.
But every time he appears, a bank gets robbed.
For the sake of truth and my pride I'll work hard.
Next:
"Lupan Vs. Superman" See ya!
*NEXT* "Lupan Vs. Superman"